Gross.
A new semester: a time to meet new people.
Let's go to the amusement park this weekend.
Sure. And we spend the night together, right?
There's an event for couples tomorrow.
Guess I'll have to take you, then.
For students, class assignments mean chances with members of the opposite sex
and then at dating.
Episode 1: My First Time Begging for It
But...!
That's not going to happen for us.
Hey, I guess we're all together again.
Shinpei.
Keigo.
Minoru.
Hey, Junichi.
Hey, Hashiba.
Good morning, Junichi-kun.
Really?
Come on...
We just get off break,
and everyone's flirting it up.
Students are supposed to be studying!
Did you guys do anything over spring break?
Does it looks like it?
Yeah, me neither.
I wonder where you can meet some cute elementary school girls.
Minoru, I'm not sure that's exactly normal.
Yeah, and it's not like you did anything either. Am I wrong?!
Of course not.
Yeah...
It's not like we'd change even as we entered year two of high school!
Yeah, this is strange.
I thought I'd be able to get a girlfriend pretty easily in high school.
Why am I still a virgin?
Yum!
How did this happen?!
Onii-chan?
Hm?
Oh, it's just you, Nene.
What's up?
Here you go.
Your mom told me to bring your lunch.
Oh, thank you, Nene.
You're just so ditsy, forgetting your lunch on the first day of school.
L-Like you can talk.
You're in high school now, but you still look like a kid.
Don't you like girls who look like little kids?
Tastes change. Even mine.
Your child-body doesn't interest me.
Go back to your own classroom.
And I went out of my way to bring you your lunch.
You dummy.
Pfft.
Dummy?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, Hashiba Junichi-san.
What was that about just now?
Why don't you tell us?
Junichi-kun, who was that elementary school girl?
Hey—
Don't get the wrong idea.
She's just someone in my neighborhood I've known since I was a kid.
Since you were a kid?
Come on...
She's like a little sister to me.
Then introduce us!
You guys...
She's like a little kid. You guys okay with that?
It's better that way!
S-Stop.
Onii-chan, I'm too young to do that sort of thing.
The best.
I don't think the law would look very kindly on that.
And you call yourself a normal high school boy...
Tell him!
That cute, innocent smile on her face.
And she's so small...
She practically came flying off the pages of a "loli" textbook.
And to top it all off, that chest!
Those boobs! Those tits!
God...
...has given us this magnificent form of "loli with big boobs"!
I can't believe you guys can say that shit out loud like it's gospel.
Good morning.
God!
Hm?
Hashiba-kun, it looks like we're in the same class again.
O-Oh? G-Good morning, Kashii-san.
We'll be with each other for the next year.
Y-Yeah, looks like it.
I'm glad we get to be in the same class again.
I-I... Uh...
I didn't really get to talk to you last year,
so hopefully we get to talk a lot more.
W-With me?!
Hey, Yui!
I'd like to talk longer, but it seems I have to go.
Sorry about that, Hashiba-kun.
Kashii Yui, huh?
Great grades. Smart and beautiful.
Like she's out of some manga. Damn it.
Though her lack of tits is unfortunate.
Idiot! You're being too loud!
And you won't stop talking about boobs!
Not everyone is good or bad based on boobs!
Well, Junichi does have a point.
She's plenty attractive, even without boobs.
The "pure girl" vibe she's got is the real deal for sure.
Girls like that are usually pretty perverted.
You'd find this conversation with your pictures under "virgin" in the dictionary.
And you'd be on the cover!
Why does no one like us?
I wanna get a girlfriend and feel her up.
Super Hot Amateurs
Makes sense...
Wait. Why are you reading those in class?!
Maybe you think about what other people think!
That's why you guys can't get anyone!
Shut up.
Don't take away a bachelor's only pleasure.
Also...
Reading dirty magazines in class ruins the mood for everyone else.
Being with these guys is going to ruin me.
Take it!
If you're one of us, look.
Huh? I'm fine.
You sure?
This one's great.
W-Well, if you insist, I will.
Not that I want to myself, but...
You over there.
Th-This isn't mine.
You know...
Why don't you, like, look at this shit at home?
Disgusting.
S-Sorry.
Hmph.
Oh, Yukana!
Hey, Yukacchi.
Good morning.
I mean, why'd I have to run into that this morning?
Yeah, that was great.
Who does that?
G-Gals are scary!
That was awesome.
Yame Yukana, was it?
If she lifted her leg a bit higher, we could've gotten a peek.
If there was a grade school girl like her, she'd be perfect.
One of us should go after that "gal."
She'd be totally easy.
No, no, no! That's not going to happen.
You guys are way too optimistic.
And she got really mad at me because of you!
You don't get it at all.
Gals sleep around and give in pretty easily.
Everyone knows that!
What evidence do you even have for that?
Take a look.
It's all written here, in this "bible."
A first-year high school student in Shibuya, Tokyo.
A story from Motoyama Mei-kun (false name).
I was chilling on the roof with a guy friend,
and he just started kissing me.
I didn't want to at first, but he started touching my boobs and stuff.
He said to get against the wall,
and he just kind of did me from behind. Teehee.
S-Seriously?
A-Are teenage girls r-really that perverted?
Yame-san?
Wh-What are you doing?
What am I doing?
You know what.
This is what you were after, right?
You don't want to touch my boobs?
Huh?
Don't look!
Oh?
You haven't even touched them yet, and what's getting so hard down here?
That was a cute moan.
Well?
You don't need that magazine.
I'll give you the real deal.
We're out.
Let me eat you up!
Absolutely wonderful.
All right. So we've chosen Junichi for this glorious assault.
I totally wanted to go.
Really sucks.
What's this about?
Be glad, Junichi.
Our deliberations...
...have resulted in you asking that gal out!
The Journey to: Gal
What?!
I can't ask her out!
Just calm down and listen, Junichi.
A certain person once said that gals give in pretty easily.
Feeling
"You'll be able to make it with her if you lie prostrate and beg."
A-Are you serious?
You want to finally have sex, virgin boy?
W-Well...
In any event, Minoru, restrain Junichi.
Right.
Wait. What are you doing?
We're doing this.
Put this letter asking to meet her in Yame Yukana's locker, Keigo.
Leave it to me!
Wh-What's going on?!
You can do it!
Hold on!
Stop it!
Why does class have to be such a pain?
How an hour of karaoke and an hour of the class are the same amount of time
is as big of a mystery as the seven wonders of the world.
Speaking of karaoke...
Ranko, sorry.
Go on without me.
Hm? What's up, Yukana?
I remembered something I have to do.
I wanted to go to karaoke with you!
I'll wait until you're done.
I think this is going to take a while.
I don't want to make you wait.
Let's karaoke another time.
Sure. Let's do it another time.
I'm really sorry.
It's fine.
Later.
S-She really came.
Yeah?
Huh?
What's this about?
I, uh... er...
Th-Those guys...
They really screwed me this time!
You can do it!
I-I-I... can't do this!
Destruction
Push... Push...
Knock it off!
You're making me ask her out, but I don't know anything about her!
What should I say?!
"You can make it with her if you lie prostrate and beg."
Fine...
I've come this far. I'll show you.
I'm having sex!
Not there!
Please go out with me!
Gross.
Yeah, agreed.
What do I do now?
You're the guy who was looking at that thing, right?
You're just wasting my time.
I mean, you're not a total uglyface,
I guess she turned me down.
but who'd want to date someone who just plops onto the ground?
And can I even call myself a man? Begging on the ground...
Though that was pretty funny.
Did you hear? He was on the ground begging to date her.
Seriously? What a loser! I can't even laugh!
Who would beg?
I bet he's a virgin.
Perv
No one's going to let this begging to ask a girl out thing go until I graduate.
There go my best years.
There goes my future girlfriend.
And hello forever, virginity.
But it doesn't matter!
I'm going to college!
This doesn't matter at all!
Huh?
Wait! Not yet!
There's still something I can do!
It's not like I just want to see more of her panties!
I'm not that pathetic, okay?
I mean, who'd just beg on the ground out of nowhere?
Like, what do you expect me to do here?
S-Sorry.
I just kind of went with the flow, and...
You're right. Who'd do that?
Uh-huh. Then why don't you get up?
I can't do that!
Not happening!
Huh? You're on the ground begging to me, but you're being really aggressive?!
No, stop. I can see her panties as much as I want from here,
but if that's all I do, I'll ruin my opportunity.
My goal is beyond that.
Hey! Stop it already.
That's right. I'm losing my virginity.
So, like, why me, anyway?
What do you like about me?
Huh?
Uh...
Well...
If she finds out that my reason is immoral, I'll lose instantly.
I have to really think about this...
Your...
My?
Your bitchy side? I guess.
I really wanted to know, and that's why?!
Oh, I know.
You just want to lose your virginity, don't you?
Is that why you're so desperate?
No...
Can this girl read minds?
You know, I'm really careful about that sort of thing.
But not careful with your panties.
I'm totally not going out with you if that's your reason.
I wouldn't do that.
I'm not that terrible of a person.
She's gonna get me!
It's only a matter of time!
She's probably going to figure out what I'm really thinking at this rate!
If that happens...
Virgin
The virgin who just wants sex!
What a perv!
He's going to attack us!
Everyone run!
Everything's over if that happens.
I-I need to run.
I-I need to run...
Anyway, the begging's annoying.
Could you stop?
How about we sit and talk over there?
Huh?
Th-This is my chance.
I can make up some excuse and run—
I have arrived!
I can see the shape much better than before.
S-Stop it!
We have a chance to get out of here...
No, no, no, no!
This is the time to be bad!
Stop it!
Fighting is bad!
All right!
Panties!
All right. Let's continue the mission.
Well, as a man, I can't lift my head once I've lowered it—
It's not that you lying there is annoying.
You looking at my panties is.
What?! You noticed?!
That's so mean! So mean!
You're messing with a pure high school boy's heart!
You're the one at fault here...
And besides, with you staring that much...
It's not that I was looking because I wanted to.
I mean they were just kind of there when I looked.
Right, sure.
You know, you're kind of fun.
Huh?
Wh-Why did she get so close?
Her chest is in my face...
A-And she smells really good.
Now that I'm squatting down here,
they're easier to see than before.
Huh? Wh-What are you saying?
No fair. You were staring so much before.
Come on. No one's gonna come out here.
It's just you and me.
No one will find out what we do.
You don't want to see more?
Tell me what you really want to do, and I'll let you...
...look even closer.
Wait! Is this girl a complete freak?
Oh, did you look?
You totally did, didn't you?
You're such a perv! You're hilarious!
I knew I'd totally get you.
You're a complete virgin, aren't you?
Wh-What a terrible woman...
She just wanted to tease a virgin, so she went out of her way to...!
Hey...
Do you really like me?
Huh?
Idiot...
I won't let you trick me anymore.
This is another trap to trick me, ain't it?
A normal virgin would have fallen into your trap,
but I'm a virgin with no self-confidence at all!
Well, that's fine.
If you want to ruin me, go ahead.
Hashiba Junichi is a virgin and a perv!
Now it's settled.
My glorious high school days have been ended here.
Hang on!
I don't get it.
Huh?
Uh...
I like you.
Huh?
I like you quite a bit.
Huh?
Sure. We can go out.
Wha...
Seriously?!
Illustration: Katsurai Yoshiaki
Hey there, it's Ayumi!
Kokoro here!
The show's finally started!
Yeah.
Isn't the main character kind of a loser?
Yeah, totally.
Who'd beg like that?
Did you know that "virgin" was first used for the Virgin Mary?
Really?
Yeah, so it's like Mary was down begging,
Next time: My First Karaoke
so in that sense, "virgin" sounds awesome.
We haven't done the next episode preview at all.